I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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