whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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