i just had sex bonerless
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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