if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
