There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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