I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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