yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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