What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
