The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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