we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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