Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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