Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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