how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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