There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
