You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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