I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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