So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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