Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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