My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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