Having a random hookup so left but love u
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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