i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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