And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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