I want to walk on stilts...naked
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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