we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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