I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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