I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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