Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
So squirting runs in the family.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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