Having a random hookup so left but love u
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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