just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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