don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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