Dual....:-)
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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