How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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