overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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