I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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