Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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