True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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