a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i will never coherently bang her
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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