The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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