Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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