Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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