There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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