I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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