If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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