I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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