ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Quick, to the slutcave!
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
This is my gift to your gina
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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