i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I think pants incapable of making pants work
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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