Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Randomize
