The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
