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(615): View more from Tennessee

I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.

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(512): View more from Texas

remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning

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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now

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(561): View more from Florida

Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.

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(314): View more from Missouri

We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.

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(850): View more from Florida

I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers

(815): View more from Illinois

It's not?

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