Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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